You know what cheeses me off?
Commercials that don't advertise anything new: I hate seeing Gatorade commercials that advertise guess what? Gatorade. Not a new flavor, not a new spinoff drink; just people running and sweating colored sweat. WE KNOW GATORADE EXISTS. Isn't that what commercials are for? To let people know a product is out there? You can't GO to a gym with having 10 Gatorade machines humming nearby ( I like the hum, actually, when I'm weight lifting. Makes me feel athletic). But still; advertise a lower price, a new flavor. Fast food restaurants advertise new burgers, videogame and toy companies advertise new releases. BUT WE KNOW GATORADE EXISTS. If you are going to release a new commercial about the same product, at least make it funny; something worth watching. Like those Washington Mutual commercials (those are a hoot). But don't try to be funny when the core joke wasn't funny to begin with (Geico. The joke is dead.)
Caramel. I hate Caramel. Well, I hate the super sticky kind. I like the smooth, thinner kind that you have in Snicker bars and Whatchamacallits (actual name). But I hate the super thick kind that are in See's Candies. That, is so....sick. And those solid caramel candies. Dear GOD HOW CAN PEOPLE EAT THAT!? It's so nasty...all sticky between your teeth...it's like eating sweetened glue...toffee's are ok I guess...but Caramel. UGH.
See's Candies. Those things are fucking disgusting. The filling in them is usually this unidentifiable filling of a super sticky and yucky nature. Maybe I'm spoiled by simpler chocolates full of preservatives; Crunch bars, Krackels, Mr. Goodbars (my favorite). See's chocolate isn't so bad, but it's the filling they put in that is just nasty...Parallel, I hate people who give See's chocolate for CHRISTMAS GIFTS.
JESUS! It's the thought that counts, but someone who gives the world's nastiest chocolate as a gift isn't thinking very much. You know what's a good candy gift? Ferroro-Rocher. Oh man, those are chocolate orgasms.
Furries. Everyone knows how much I hate furries. I really don't care for them personally...they were probably abused as children, which gave them such a WARPED VIEW ON REALITY, but what pisses me off so much about them is...that...uh....they're stupid. Yeah.
Cilantro. So gross...0 nutritional value, and it has that nasty stem that throws off the groove of the meal. Cilantro, Parsley, all those "dresser" vegetables that are supposed to make the meal nicer. Just gross, leave that crap off my pasta thank you.
Reality Shows: These are such crap. Has anyone noticed the shows are steadily growing worse? More and more depraved: people getting married to random people; people getting plastic surgery; marrying midgets. So terrible....American Idol is the biggest hunk of crap ever. THEY DON'T WRITE THEIR OWN SONGS FOR CHRISSAKES. All they do is look pretty and sing harmoniously. Give me original songs that rock out loud anyday over some 19 year old MANGLING Aretha Franklin's best.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen: These two young girls have so much money and they don't deserve a damn cent of it. All they deserve is what they made on Full House, because that was the only time that actually worked on anything that was worth watching. Otherwise, they make crappy movies that are sent straight to video, sell clothes made in 3rd world countries (like in Vietnam....::cough cough:
, and young, brainless girls buy them. WHY. WHY I ASK. My little sister, as much as I love her (blood is blood), is so, freakin', stupid. She says "I like them" as a reason? THAT'S NOT A REASON!!! Curse you, Mary Kate and Ashley Inc; a bunch of old ass CEOs who are manipulating these two girls and making them icons so that stupid, younger girls hold them as false idols. WHY DOESN'T GOD STRIKE DOWN THESE TWO CALFS. Or at least Martha Stewart them...
Same with Paris Hilton.
Things I like:
Girls kissing. Oh yeah...this is so hot. But not like, ugly chicks. Hot chicks. I've yet to see this outside of a porno, but I hold fast that I will before I die.
The Practice: Oh man, this show is so awesome. I love it so much. It's a lawyer show that's got superb actors and hardcore drama. I've actually told telemarketers to "OBJECTION: WHAT IS THE RELEVANCE OF THIS INQUIRY!?" when they call me during the Practice. No one bothers me when I watch, or else I throw legal terms at them like "REASONABLE DOUBT."
When jerks get theirs: Come on...who doesn't like this? When someone you absolutely hate falls down, or hurts themself, or just flat out gets fucked up. Love thy Neighbors and thine Enemies; that's an ideal that Jesus taught. And it's a great idea. The world would be a better place if we all did that.
But I still love it...
Chicken: I love chicken so much...I actually prefer it to beef. I love the flavor, the texture. I love it fried, boiled, chopped, dipped in Teriyaki. Everything may taste like chicken, but nothing beats the real thing. Anyone ever go to KFCruelty.com? Funniest site ever. I don't want chickens abused...no....but the way I prefer them to end up, does that really make my opinion on chicken abuse valid?
4 Day Weekends: Sure, it's just an extra day, but there's something nice about not having to do something you're supposed to for just one day...
Fans: I love my fans; I love when they IM me and talk. I don't like it when they try to trick me into doing a free commission...but I don't mind if they wanna art trade or nothing like that...::hint hint::